Psychomagic Acts in the form of tweets (08-30-10 Original in Spanish)
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1.-9Planetas: A “charm” against the economical terror which my family
wants me to inherit? I have lots of trouble starting my own
enterprise.
– Change 100 dollars into 10 cent coins. Advance through a crowded
street tossing the coins at the pedestrians’ feet.
Sowing coins, to the mind, is like tossing seeds that will later grow.
Children always demand. Adults invest.
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2.-blOwback: How to overcome the joint decision, although mostly mine,
of having an abortion with my girlfriend?
-Put a fruit on your belly; tie it with a bandage around your body.
Have your girlfriend cut the bandage and imitate extracting the fruit
with great effort while you scream imitating an intense pain. Then,
each one eat half of the fruit. It can be a peach.
The man must put himself in the place of the woman and assume the
physical and moral pain of the abortion. They share the loss burying
it in their bodies.
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3.-evandromarenda: Two years ago, the skin on my face turned red. I
feel blocked, overwhelmed, ugly, tense, all the time.
-Paint your face and your whole body with red makeup. Dressed with
small underpants, stroll around the street, red as a devil.
You will notice that no one is shocked. If they accept your whole red
body, they will accept your face. Cease to hide your sexual desires.
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4.-Josebasil: After three years of a relationship and a year without
her…What is the solution to take her off my head?
-Put a hat on, underneath it, carry a photo of her. Don’t take it off
neither by day nor by night, the time that you take in finding another
woman. When finally you like another woman, take the hat off, burn the
picture and spread the ashes in a forest.
It is necessary for the image of your loved one to annoy you so much,
because of the hat, that you end up getting rid of it, trading it for
another woman.
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5.-CanalDivino.- How do I help a friend who has intense anger fits?
– When he has a fit, with lots of love, scratch his back as if he were
a child and you were his mother.
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6.-Sergio-Oliveros: What must I do to win the lottery after buying the ticket?
-If I knew how to, I wouldn’t tell you and I’d go running to buy the
ticket myself. Whoever doesn’t find fair questions, never gets to know
anything.
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7.-odamoon: Any advice/remedy for all of us who don’t cease to doubt?
-When you want to but you don’t have a certain feeling, you must
imitate it. The imitation of faith ends up producing faith.
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8.- jamedinapozo: What can I do to not feel bad every time I face my
parents because of the emotional blackmail they put me through?
– Each time you see your parents force them to receive an envelope
with money as a gift.
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9.-cjfxx: Can one be reborn, and how?
– If you meditate and achieve mental emptiness, in your life you can
liberate yourself from your self-conception (ego) and be reborn as an
authentic being.
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10.- Dan1elh: What to do to not be affected by people’s mockery about
my baldness?
-End the mockery tattooing your whole bald scalp with stars.
Alejodorowsky from Twitter (08-25-2010 Original in Spanish)
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1.-ChriAlbSilAco.- How do I get rid of my family tree? I don’t feel
well with it!!!!
-Can a pear say “How to get rid of my tree?” Don’t deny it: discover
your family’s repressed values in order to incorporate them.The values
which you awaken in yourself, are the ones your relative couldn’t
realize. Pitty them.
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2.-Chelama: How to get rid of the sensation of having lost 2 years of
life in the lethargy of bureaucracy?
-Because of the disgust for bureaucracy, 2 years of sacrifice, you
gained the rest of your life. Now you know what freedom is. Be
yourself!
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3.-AEET28: Please. How do I take the alcohol away from my father?
-Take the alcohol away from him! Get him taken to a clinic, by force,
and have him detoxified! That will not make him love you. Get to love
yourself.
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4.-Zefku: I love my friend’s girlfriend. What do I do?… some advice please.
-Write her a love letter, full of passion. Then erase her name and
write your friend’s name in its place. Eat the letter.
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5.- alucardSystem: My relationships are with older girls with
children. What can I do to break this circle?
– Don’t. You need a mom. Get that girl to feed you milk from a bottle
before fornicating, during a month.
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6.-ealfredoramirez: What can I do for my 4 year old nephew who is
depressed because he wants to be with me and doesn’t live in the same
city as I do?
-That nephew has a father. It is abnormal for him to substitute him
for an uncle. Mend the relationship between the boy and his father.
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7.-EsloqueveoLas: It’s been a long time since I don’t have a
girlfriend and that has made me an onanist, it takes energy and
motivation Some advice please!
-Cover your face and head with labels that read “Onanist”. Go to a
party and ask the women to remove them.
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8.-MIGUEL0210516.- Excuse me. I need your help!!! How do I tell my
friend that I fell in love with her?
-Get a false tattoo with her name that covers your chest. Without
speaking, open your shirt and show it to her.
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9.-frinne-m: Is there a way to program myself not to cry in public?
– In front of the audience say “I always cry in public. So I will do
it right away.” Then cry and afterwards say your speech.
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10.-Cristianfmq: If it is human nature to err, how to live in peace
making mistakes?
– Do as horses do and use your horseshoes (mistakes) to move on!
Alejandro Jodorowsky from Twitter (Evening 07/24/2010 Original in Spanish)
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67-Vale-s-k-a ….Up to what point do you think suffering is “optional”?
-Suffering is optional, but is not chosen by you but by 4 generations of your ancestors.
It’s up to you if you want to inherit it or not.…
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68-LyliSirope: Master… Eliphas Levi? Means anything in your life?
-The same way I consider Gurdjieff my spiritual father, I consider Eliphas Levy my grandfather.
He had the genius to revalorize magic.
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69-Psylove 10: Pain only remind us we are alive, but shouldn’t it remind us we’re about to die?
-Most of all, it reminds us we’re about to be born.
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70-Marthacarrillo: How much can we ask from life and how much concerns to destiny?
-What we call destiny is a repetition of future events lived in the past, our own or our ancestor’s.
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71-Znaxapusco: Does it bother you that stupid “manure eating” people like Jordi Rosado have more followers than you? Or is it not about popularity?
-It’s stupid to talk about manure when we’re singing happily. I don’t compare myself.
I don’t compete. I would still write for a single reader.
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72-Vainilladelimon: What’s loneliness for you?
-Loneliness is not knowing how to be with one’s self.
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73-Saahedo: Do yo know, and if that’s the case, What do you think about Bert Hellinger’s family clusters which are based on some of what you’ve written here?
-I’ve just finished my book “Psychogenealogy” (700 pages). It will be published by the end of the year by “Editor Siruela”, Spain. On it, I put things on their place.
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74-ViciusDarko: Master, How to fight against people that always try to turn you down and make you believe you’ll never go forward?
-Don’t worry if they’re speaking good or bad about you. Believe in yourself and you’ll make it.
Don’t try to look like but try to Be. Seek authenticity.
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75-Betits: @alejodorowsky’s tweets already are like Deepak chopra’s.
-Would you compare an apple tree with a pear tree? They’re both fruits.
@alejodorowsky’s tweets are like Alejandro Jodorowsky’s.
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76-Lic Ayala: QUALITY AND QUANTITY never come together, so keep your millions followers, I’ll keep my HIGH QUALITY 45 followers.
-Every rule has it’s exception: I keep my HIGH QUALITY 41.000 followers.
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77-Edertorres: Alejandro, Is there any way to awake the creative genius????
-Eat a lot of beans, go to mass and during the first silent moment, stand up and fart as loud as you can. You can do the same in a funeral.
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78-Elalkimista: How do i get from reality to otherness?
-Seeking stubbornly, like a fish at the shoreline claiming for the deepness of the sea,
my authenticity.
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79-LyliSirope: What do you think about what Alister Crowley did with the Tarot?
-Crowley made a mistake: instead of becoming a servant of the Tarot and the others,
he wanted to become a messiah. His Tarot is poisonous.
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80-A while back I asked you: You speak of Takata, Francisco Fierro and Pachita, but not of Juan Jose Gurrola. Why? How come? Anything?
-Gurrola was a great theater director, artist but not a magician. Pachita, F.Fierro and Takata sailed in the metaphysical ocean I’m interested in.
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81-Abdalagomez: How do you cheer up an adolescent with low self-esteem?
-I’ll give him the biggest dog I can find. St bernard?
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82-Laloskywalker: Master, Did you ever say: “One’s ought to sail with a fool’s flag”, How to make people understand the meaning of this?
-Don’t try to make them understand anything, give them the example: leave your pride a side and really sail with a fool’s flag.
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83-Nadia la Sarur: My son is not letting his excrement go out, most of all if his constipated, until it comes out per se. It’s getting more complicated. Advice?
-Why rush it? Let him get full of poop until he feels upset.
When he defecates play a music record he likes a lot.
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84-CBLArq: What’s the best advice you can give to my children?
-Never try to act older than you are.
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85-PALImusica: I’ll stop following the dumbass of @alejodorowsky he’s got me full of tweets I don’t even read.
-If you’re going to stop following me, why do you announce it in front of 40.000 people? Personal value is not built by destroying others but by creating on your own.
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86-TeSig porSeguir: Master! What would you prefer? piss or poop?
-I’ll give you my answer when you’re able to go poop without peeing. (Noting how ingenious you are
I think every time you piss you poo).
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87-Vladimir: I lay out the Tarot deck and I get The Empress, The Magician and The High Priestess. What would be your interpretation? Something profound I suppose.
-The Empress looks at The Magician, who also looks back at her, but The high Priestess, behind The Magician’s back, watches him…
Choose between your girlfriend and you mother.
Alejodorowsky from Twitter (Afternoon 07-24-2010 original in Spanish)
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37-Logically: How to know if the time for a relationship break up has come? Being men we have difficulties with this.
-A relationship that’s not making you happy doesn’t deserve to continue.
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38-Xexo_arce: What’s your best failure?
-As a mime, to be inferior to Marcel Marceau. Today I’d be a sad clown with my face painted white.
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39-Hughie2012: ¿How can we transcend along with those we love?
-If you’re not willing to meditate together for a couple of years; at 3 am, under a vast heaven, eat together sacred mushrooms.
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40-Diazalan: ¿How to heal codependence?
-Codependent people make huge efforts because they think they don’t deserve to be loved. Learn to love yourself. Discover your creative value.
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41-Manejalpan: How can we keep the “Self” when the one we love is gone?
-When the “Self” is broken due to pain, if you accept the inevitable and have faith in your soul, little by little the Self reconstructs itself stronger than before.
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42-ArqMike33: ¿What’s up with the lack of good grammar, Dear Jodo?
-if theze wordz keep u from drownin, vreath dem without criticizin dem!
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43- CarlosGermin: Regarding dimensionality of the cosmos… What is death?
-Death is an intellectual illusion. In the cosmos nothing dies, everything transforms… “To die” would mean to never transform.
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44-Buscarethos: You’re drunk. Again.
-The wise sufis called drunkenness the mystic trance. Solomon tells God (or his lover): “Your love is better than wine”.
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45-Manugomez: At what age can I have beard?
-It depends on the age you get it. I saw a picture of a 5 year old with a very thick beard.
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46-Lily Gomez: What do you think about “impossible love”? Those that no one comprehends, not even ourselves… but that are so real and unique…
-Impossible love is necessary during adolescence. The help us free ourselves from the incestual love of the mother/father.
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47- I was given a Tarot, what would be your advice to start with this Sacred Art?? I want to help others the same way i want to help myself.
-Read my book “The Way of Tarot”.
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48-Pokayokechile: Is there any remedy for bad moods?
-Always act as you are, not like others want you to act/be.
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49-LilyGomez: What should I follow my heart or my conscious mind…. in matters of love?
-If you love to love, follow your conscious mind. If you love the other, follow your heart.
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50-Naty Kido: Alejandro, Would you give me your best definition of the word ‘Love’?
-No way love fits in a definition. Intellectualizing love is like pinning a butterfly into an insectary to see how beautiful it is.
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51- Arihernandezg: Hi! I like what you write and the lovely cat next to you, What’s his/her name?
-My cat’s name is Kazan; When he is cuddled under my right arm, I write with my left hand so I don’t bother him.
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52-Isabelmontero: What’s your biggest fear?
-My biggest fear is to loose my awareness. I want to die fully aware. It must be a wonderful experience.
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53-
LALOFLOMA: Are you wise?
-When a wise man doesn’t know, he knows he doesn’t know. When a wise man knows, he knows he knows. He never defines himself. There are things I know, there are other things I don’t.
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54- Arturodenisse: Why to be happy, Mister? Is something that I still have doubts about. Is it worth it to be happy?
-Actually, the nature of life is happiness. Why to be unhappy, my friend? Is it worth it to be unhappy?
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55-Fear: What should I do or feel if the person I love is 1500 km away?
-Take a plane immediately and go see her. If she doesn’t give you a hug that lasts for ever, go back to your city and forget her.
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56-Murielistica: How would you define a bad love?
-A girl who wasn’t loved as a child, because she feels empty, puts her ego into another person and makes that person exist more than herself.
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57-Carlistar: Where does a bird sing best?
-A bird sings best in a cage the size of the planet.
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58-Dana Kiddo: How does one learn to love oneself when one feels is not the same anymore. Even more, one doesn’t know where they are anymore?
-Break a leg, that way you’ll go back to yourself!
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59-Gamzuletova: But for a bird the cage could be the planet.
-The planet is the cage where we all live together feeling free.
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60-Rospola: I read your book “The Way of Tarot” and I’m still not able to feel sensible with it, What would you advice?.
-Alchemists say: “Read, read, read, study, pray and re-read, Someday you’ll find” Don’t ask for knowledge to be fed on an empty mouth.
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61-ArqMike: Do Shamans and Magic really exist or is it something our imagination needs to create?
-Shamans are real only in their land, with their stones, plants and animal. If they travel to other places, they are charlatans.
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62-Abdalagomez: How to avoid routine in a relationship?
-A powerful tool for awakening the relationship is to introduce a third person to bed.
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63-SebastianSounds: What’s the happiest place on earth?
-The happiest place on earth is inside your unconscious mind.
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64-Gaynanda: Did you meet Lacan?
-I attended one of his conferences in Paris. He spoke about his tie for have an hour. A mad man attacked him. He remained perfectly calmed.
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65-Furthermorewise: Sometimes I feel I’m not me anymore and is that we’re in constant change, I don’t like what I had before, even though I was happier. What do you think?
-Always respect and honor what you have lived before, that took you to the good state you’re now.
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66-SujetoA: What’s the biggest symptom of a desperate man?
-To become a symptom with a lack of a person.
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Alejodorowsky from Twitter (08-16-2010 Original in Spanish)
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1.-@ZuikataDnkn: How to overcome my sister’s hate?
– If your mother’s love is greater than your sister’s hate, don’t
worry. If it is the other way around, flee from both of them.
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2.-@evelin232002: HELP What do I do with so many pendant things:
daughter, job, house, car, master’s degree…? How can I get organized?
– Let go of everything, buy or rent a trailer and travel through the
country or continent with your daughter during a year.
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3.-@ZBAlex: How to be able to forgive oneself? Any psychomagic recipe?
-To expel the criticizing Super-ego, tie the pictures of your father
and mother together, go to a zoo and throw the package into the lions’
cage.
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4.-@andresokey: My brother is very irresponsible and I worry a lot
about him, I don’t want anything bad to happen to him. Please, help
me.
-Accept your inner devil: pray for something bad to happen to your
brother. Deep inside that is what you want.
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5.-@psycolour: May I know why people ask you so much crap?
-Questions are neither intelligent nor dumb. Their value depends on
the answer that is given to them. “From a small spark, a great fire
rises”.
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6.-@edgar-menino: How to know who I am if I don’t know anything about
my biological father in my family tree?
– You don’t know it, but the cells in your body do. Make, while drunk,
a sculpture of your father. Like this you will find yourself.
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7.-@tvcarlos: I am starting a career as a college professor. Should I
be the students’ master, or let the students be their own masters?
– The master has the arduous task of teaching the students to teach themselves.
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8.-@Mujer27: My first brother died of brain paralysis, he was ten and
I was five. 22 years later, I have envied my younger brother, he lives
happily and I fear that he die.
– In the bathtub, cover your naked little brother with a green clay
paste. In the clay, and all over his body, write your dead brother’s
name. With a sponge clean that clay, and all those names you project
on him, off your little brother. Give him a new suit.
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9.-@geraustin1; How can I stop undervaluing people by how they dress
and their appearance and also stop overvaluing them for the same
reason?
– Don’t. People are responsible for their appearance. The cloak
doesn’t make the monk but it represents the monk’s ideals. But do
judge yourself. Which is your unit of measure? Are you perfection
itself? Become a suit creator.
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10.- MariabelenU: Will I stop being unfaithful at some point in my life?
– True love exists and comes into your life like a blast. It satisfies
you so much that you don’t even think about sleeping with others.
Furthermore, it seems like your loved one is the first man that exists
in your intimate life. The memories of others vanish.
Alejodorowsky from Twitter (Morning of 07/24/2010 Original in Spanish)
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Question marathon to Alejandro Jodorowsky via Twitter on July 24th 2010 (Morning)
1. I just got circumcised, arrange a game so i can be told what to do with my skin.
-With that skin ask someone to make you a kippah, the jewish hat.
2. Hi Alexandro, i’m a lost nazi, i can’t stand the distinction, what should i do? i’m intrigued by the expansion.
-The essential expansion is the expansion of your consciousness. Free yourself from your mental jail built from childhood memories.
3. Alexandro, nice beard, ugly dialect, i think you’re a complexed chilean.
-I’m a cosmic spirit locked in a earthlling’s body. My complex is not being a complexed being as you are.
4. If you could have just one, what would you choose between wisdom or imagination? What is it like being you and what makes you so magically atractive?
– I’m your mirror: what you see in me is what you are: mix of wisdom and imagination, magical and atractive.
5. I hope to be the first one in this questions’ marathon, When are you coming to Mexico city to give out a conference?
-Dear Zamora: i’m not going anywhere anymore, roads are taking me down to places. I live without planning. Maybe soon. Meanwhile i give out my conferences at “Creative Realm”.
6. Who am i? Who are you?
-Dear Leandro: You are me, I am you, we’re both everyone else and all of us together are the universe’s consciousness.
7. How did Duna’s failure affect you?
-Dear Buzzo: It strengthened me. Failing is just changing paths. I couldn’t take Dune over to the big screen, but i created “Metabarons” and “Incal”, comics.
8. What can I do at this point of my life to stop it from being irrelevant? to stop it from being insignificant?
-Qindersitha: No life is insignificant. Learn to now yourself. Inside you, you carry the whole universe.
9. Dear Poet, What can i do to change the world?
-FcoRubilar: We can’t change the world but we can start to change it. Start now to change yourself.
10. My girlfriend can’t stop smoking, she’s tried quitting but she can’t. What can we do? Psychomagic act now! hahah
-If she can’t stop destroying herself, leave her. Protect your future children.
11. Is there any picture of you with John Lennon? How sporadic was your relationship?
-We saw each other a lot but there are no pictures. I have a letter form Yoko asking me to translate the song “Imagine” to spanish.
12. I was abandoned by my father when I was a kid; now, 15 years later, I got his address, phone number and email. How should I contact him and what should I do?
Don’t call him. Show up with any excuse, talk to him. Little by little tell him who yo are. Don’t expect anything from him.
13. Is it possible to make a long distance relationship (1119km) work? I’m a little bit afraid.
-Akisu: You probably had an absent father, that’s the reason why you’re looking for a boyfriend living so far away from you. Find the way to heal your inner child’s thirst for a father.
14. How is it possibble to love someone but not being able to stand him/her? What should one do if it’s caring against discomfort?
-You have the gift of insatisfaction. Be conscious of your masochism. Heal it or accept it. Happy sufferings!
15. Do you love me? As a being, as a counsciousness…?
-One day you find love in your heart, not just to humanity but to all that exists. Is existence loving itself through you.
16. This is a question to all Twitter’s users 🙂 What do you think of Twitter? ❤
-Twitter is the creation of a collective brain that could start the spiritual mutation needed to save the world.
17. I'm 18 yrs old and the time to live alone has come… What should I do to overcome this fear I have?
-Adrenis: Keep that fear, it'll be your bodyguard. Yes, be afraid but don't be a coward. Dare to take steps into the emptiness.
18. Why I always like women much younger than me?
-The infantile incestous desire could be fixated on the mother but also on a sister. I believe the latter is your case.
19. Should I follow my dreams even if a lot of people tell me they're not worth it?
-Wisnegus: Plant your dreams into reality. Make them fructify. What they call reality, sometimes is a nightmare.
20. How to forget a person that's become a whim and obsession?
-Edgwan: Don't forget him/her. Put it in your unconscious, locked in a flowerpot with fertile soil. Imagine she/he is growing into a fruit tree.
21. Distance means nothing to the heart, right?
-Dear Chonnymo: The whole universe beats inside your heart. We're all together. Distance is a sugar floss.
22. I have serious economic problems and I can't find a job that I like. What can I do? Thank you.
-CorteghadaOO: Don't look for a job you like, look for liking what you do. Stop punishing yourself: you're worthy of loving yourself.
23. How to loose the fear of not finding a new ideal couple?
-There's no new couple, the ideal couple you're looking for is the same one you always find dressed up under different bodies.
24. How to get faith to accomplish my dreams?
-Dvdcrojas: Dream you have faith.
25. Loving NearAndro, Wich are the best and the worst artist's temptations?
-Picoscar: The best: To Create for the pleasure of creating. The worst: To Create to obtain success.
26. A writer, is he/she born to be one or can one become a writer? The twitter user is one by nature or is being one because that's where technology is taking him/her? which one is more difficult?
-The writer is born as one, but if he/she doesn't work he/she will unbecome one. The one that's not born as a writer, in order to create must destroy him/herself.
27. Why are we living in such a dark age? why humanity doesn't wake up?
-Javierbustos: The seed germinates in the dark. The worm is not sleeping is concentrated so it can become a butterfly.
28. Can one live from the seventh art and pay bills?
-Never set yourself art as a business. If you do it you'll become rich but not a creative artist. Picasso is an exception.
29. How to avoid missing her?
-Dress up as a woman with clothes like hers. For 7 days, dressed up like that, masturbate 8 times a day. After that, you'll stop thinking about her.
30. If you had to choose between leaving with nothing or leaving something to this world, what would you do?
-I would die peacefully leaving it up to the world to decide. No one knows what's being left or not to the future. You don't make things, things make you.
31. I always thought one day I was going to talk to @alejodorowsky but never dreamt it was going to be via twitter. Reality always exceeds fiction.
-"Reality" is fiction of the collective mind.
32. Having achieved the conscious state you have, having popularized what you called psychomagic. Are there any loose ends to tie up?
-The universe is a being in continual expansion. At all times, at any age, we are beginning.
33. Do you believe people make you questions just to have something to say?
-A dumb question is also a gentile gesture that opens a path we can later walk together. Children need to be seen.
34. Ehurtad: What's the difference between lying and not telling the truth?
It's the same, with more or less damage to the other. But the sad thing is that in both cases the liar, instead of loving, disregards himself.
35. SergiZaid: What do you think about the human race having a stelar origin? Can you see it?
-I believe life, of any class, comunicates itself from planet to planet. Man has no origin: he was born at the same time the cosmos did.
36. KarlaCarrazco: She's in love and crazy about you. What do you tell her?
-I don't tell her anything, I kiss her and caress her with my thousand hands.
Alejodorowsky from Twitter (08-13-2010 Original in Spanish)
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1.-@eshipolito: Any psychomagic act to quit my addiction to porn?, I
watch it even if it doesn’t excite me…
– Make a king with an erection, a naked queen, fornicating knights,
fallus-towers,vagina-pawns,dildo-bishops and learn to play chess with
them.
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2.-@craulaviles: My mother’s father was cursed and all generations
have been unlucky at love. What do we do?
– Go with your mother to your grandfather’s tomb.With a brush, holly
water and soap, wash it. Paint a heart, with honey, on the gravestone.
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3.-@prespuesto: My wife has lost 3 babies at 8 weeks of pregnancy and
tests show there is no reason for it. What to do?
– Your wife must study her family tree. There could be a grandmother
who made a sacrifice by giving birth to many children. Or some
relative that died at birth. Or maybe she had a younger sibling who
stole her parents’ attention. Or she might not want to give birth to
not turn into her bad mother.
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4.-@PaulinaCO: How do you get courage to live what you desire/want?
– Courage is not a finished object that you obtain. Try to let go of
old prohibitions. Everyday be less cowardly than the previous one.
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5.-@robinsonavarro: During childhood I did not face my rivals, a fight
I avoided at 16 turned me into a shy being forever.
– Nothing lasts forever. The solution to your problem is very simple:
study Karate-do with ardor.
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6.-@edurock: I have an energetic gift that I haven’t developed because
a voice screams that it is for my children. What do you think?
-If you meditate and imagine that you are the mother-father of God and
then that all human beings are your children, your selfishness will
disappear.
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7.-@carolinaloyola: Any tip to not be afraid of natural childbirth?
– Stroll through very crowded streets in the city, dressed as an
angel, and think that every person in that crowd was given birth to
with your aid.
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8.- @raroorar: Luckily I don’t have children!
– Luckily those unborn children didn’t have you as a father!
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9.-@unjohndoe: My family thinks that for being gay, I must go to hell.
How can I assume my sexual condition without fearing this?
-You and your lover disguise yourselves as devils and fornicate. Take
a picture of the intercourse and make it circulate in your family,
writing “Long live hell!” on it.
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10.- @YAS1313: What do you do when you broke a person’s heart and they
don’t want to forgive you and not even the pass of time helps? What
anguish!
– It is a guilt that you carry. Pay it and set yourself free! Send
that person, anonymously by mail, a 500 euros bill.
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11.- Srenataschubert: “How to start from scratch at 56?”
I started from scratch at 76. It can be done!